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| Registered: January 1, 2009 | Reputation:  |  Posts: 3,087 |
| | Posted: | | | | Hey Mithi and kahles, instead of throwing away, you can send the movies to me.   |
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| Registered: March 13, 2007 | | Reputation: |  Posts: 17,334 |
| | Posted: | | | | Even though there is a few in my collection... I would have to go with... The Sorority Region 1 Released: 12/12/2006 Full Frame 1.33 Just plain awful | | | | Pete |
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| Registered: May 19, 2007 | Reputation:  | | Posts: 6,730 |
| | Posted: | | | | I'd go for this one in my collection Alf - Der Film (Project: ALF) Region 2 Released: 01.02.2001 Anamorphic 1.66:1 It has absolutely nothing to do with the (mostly) brilliant TV-show of the 80's, is cheaply made, boring to the extreme and contains no mentionable (or memorable) story whatsoever. If anyone out there is practicing skeeting ... | | | It all seems so stupid, it makes me want to give up!
But why should I give up, when it all seems so stupid?
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| Registered: April 14, 2007 | Reputation:  |  Posts: 146 |
| | Posted: | | | | i've bought some crap in my time, but this one take the pickle Sickle Region 2 Released: 12/09/2005 Widescreen 1.85:1 |
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| Registered: March 31, 2007 | | Reputation: |  Posts: 2,798 |
| | Posted: | | | | how about this movie  |
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| Registered: March 31, 2007 | | Reputation: | | Posts: 2,798 |
| | Posted: | | | | Quoting ruben.: Quote:
how about this movieIt's just totally crap |
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| Registered: May 26, 2007 | Reputation:  | | Posts: 2,879 |
| | Posted: | | | | If there's something I'm tempted to get rid of, it's gone. I work at a shop that, among other things, trades DVDs, so anything that I can't stand leaves. Quickly. So this is long gone, but left an indelibly bad memory. Genocyber: The Collection Region 1 Released: 8/15/2000 Full Frame 1.33:1 By far the worst piece of crap I have ever seen. I couldn't even sit through it. Hideously bad plot (they must have made this up as they went along), decent animation alternating with exceedingly sloppy animation, over-the-top ultraviolence mishmashed together in such a way as to create something that makes no sense whatsoever. Reviews say you might understand it after watching it a few times... <grimace> Really, words can't describe how bad this is. | | | If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.
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| Registered: March 18, 2007 | | Reputation: | | Posts: 2,550 |
| | Posted: | | | | Pulse: Unrated: Widescreen Edition Region 1 Released: 12/5/2006 Anamorphic 2.35:1 |
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| Registered: March 15, 2007 |  Posts: 1,982 |
| | Posted: | | | | Quoting Addicted2DVD: Quote:
Even though there is a few in my collection... I would have to go with...
The Sorority Region 1 Released: 12/12/2006 Full Frame 1.33
Just plain awful Same one here, I don't think my choice will surprise you Pete But honestly I don't get rid of my dvd even if they are bad, if I really and I mean really don't like it I will trade it. But it had happen only one time... |
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| Registered: March 13, 2007 |  Posts: 693 |
| | Posted: | | | | Shut Up and Kiss Me Region 1 Released: 14/02/2006 Anamorphic 1.78:1 Reason: very stupid and cheap flick. I only bought it because Krista Allen is in it  The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford: 2-Disc Limited Collector's Edition Region 2 Released: 31/03/2008 Anamorphic 2.40:1 Reason: VERY loooooooong and boring. | | | | October 12th, 1985. Tonight, a comedian died in New York. |
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| Registered: May 19, 2007 | | Reputation: | | Posts: 6,730 |
| | Posted: | | | | Quoting liorb22: Quote:
Reason: VERY loooooooong and boring. Funny ... it's one of my favourites. I grant you that it's "VERY loooooooong" though. | | | It all seems so stupid, it makes me want to give up!
But why should I give up, when it all seems so stupid?
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| Registered: March 13, 2007 | | Posts: 693 |
| | Posted: | | | | Quoting goblinsdoitall: Quote:
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Reason: VERY loooooooong and boring.
Funny ... it's one of my favourites.
I grant you that it's "VERY loooooooong" though. I barely made it to the first hour so I decided to called it quits. Maybe I'll give it a second try someday, But I vividly remember that me and my mother almost felt asleep watching it (the first hour that is). | | | | October 12th, 1985. Tonight, a comedian died in New York. |
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| Registered: May 27, 2007 |  Posts: 691 |
| | Posted: | | | | Quoting dvdusi: Quote:
Yes, the long title explains it all.. Hehe.
And a reason would be nice to read. 
Just one? Kruistocht in Spijkerbroek Region 2 Released: 28-4-2007 Anamorphic 2.35 Because it didn't do justice to the book. Too much was changed from it. Another one I've already destroyed was 'Battlefield Earth' | | | | Unfortunately, I can't use DVDprofiler at the moment due to lack of a Windows computer. |
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| Registered: March 13, 2007 |  Posts: 681 |
| | Posted: | | | | I might feel the temptation sometimes, but what I do is that I take those movies to the second hand DVD-stores and hope that they will be accepted as partial payment... so far so good.
The last one I can remember was M. Night Shyamalan's Lady in the Water blu-ray that I "destroyed" from my collection this way. I can't remember having ever seen a movie that I have found to be more pretentious and self-indulgent. | | | Mika
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| Registered: June 9, 2007 | | Posts: 1,208 |
| | Posted: | | | | Off the top of my head it would be The Happening, but I'd have to burn it because if I threw it away I might find it again! |
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| Registered: March 13, 2007 | | Reputation: | | Posts: 2,293 |
| | Posted: | | | | Quoting Mithi: Quote:
Æon Flux Region 4 Released: 06.06.2006 Anamorphic 2.35:1
Runner up would be:
Ultraviolet Regions: 2, 4, 5 Released: 14.08.2006 Anamorphic 1.85:1 Good choices... they would be on my list too only I'd have put them the other way around. I just felt Ultraviolet was especially bad because it had such potential which was never realised and then, to top it, the highly touted CGI was like a 10 year old PC game in places ((I have the extended US R1 Ultraviolet but it doesn't help). I think I'd add: Space Marines Region 2 Released: 27/09/1999 Full Frame 1.33:1 If you're going to make an action B-movie make the action decent even if you can't get anyone who can act or a plot without any semblence of sense... and at least try to distract from the failings of an already 18 rated film with some nudity of the nice looking women! Curse of the Wolf All Regions Released: 12/10/2009 Widescreen 1.85:1 Watched this the other day... not sure where to start with the critique of everything from the acting (totally over the top 'stage' acting with classic errors like pauses before being interrupted), technical aspects (sounds like it was shot with on-camera microphones, home-movie picture quality, werewolf costumes from a fancy dress shop that don't even cover the actors bare arms), and plot (semi-decent premise which then loses all semblence of sense)... possible plusses are the occasional 10 seconds of naturalistic acting (which just show up the amateur 'stage' acting of the rest), the actors can do the action/fight scenes (though over half the time the editing just shows how 'done in small set pieces' the fights are) and the nudity is quite natural and isn't totally pointless... a great film to show film making students what shouldn't be done! | | | | It is dangerous to be right in matters where established men are wrong | | | | Last edited: by Voltaire53 |
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