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Pick ONE movie in your collection you are tempted to THROW away or destroy :P
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DVD Profiler Unlimited RegistrantStar Contributorliorb22
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Æon Flux


Region 4

Released: 06.06.2006

Anamorphic 2.35:1





I loved the animated series and adore Charlize, but this is simply a lousy movie.

Runner up would be:
Ultraviolet


Regions: 2, 4, 5

Released: 14.08.2006

Anamorphic 1.85:1





I kinda liked Ultraviolet (I've got the Extended Cut).
Æon Flux is pretty awful BUT Charlize looks so good in it.
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Space Zombie Bingo


All Regions

Released: 1/11/2005

Full Frame 1.33:1





Which box set?  I have a friend who not only likes watching really bad movies, she loves zombies.  Sounds like a perfect match.
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If I have to choose one, I would probably go for this one:


American High School


Region 1

Released: 07.04.2009

Anamorphic 1.78:1





The Signal and Ultimate Force on 2nd and 3rd place.
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Space Zombie Bingo


All Regions

Released: 1/11/2005

Full Frame 1.33:1





Which box set?  I have a friend who not only likes watching really bad movies, she loves zombies.  Sounds like a perfect match.


Oh it's really bad alright. It's included in this set:

Toxie's Triple Terror # 6


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Released: 1/11/2005

Full Frame 1.33:1



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I generally love Japanese cinema, and Kaneto Shindo is one of my favorite Japanese Directors, but this film is the epitome of boring art-house garbage.

Watching the endless repetition of this family acquiring water for their crops on the secluded island is the greatest holistic cure for insomnia.

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Watchmen (Blu-ray)

Reason: stupid and long.

And once I intended to buy Phase IV, but got Phase IV.
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Sasquatch Hunters.

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Lost in Translation

I tried very hard to "get" this movie. But next to Risky Business it seems like the most immoral cinematic take on life I can recall. Like Petulia I think Lost in Translation requires that its audience needs to find something sympathetic in the main character(s) -- of which I have none. By my not caring what the characters do or say, nor what happens to them, I find I gain nothing by observing the depictions of them. I do not dislike them enough to make them interesting villains, and I certainly don't like them at all... so I find having to spend any time at all with them annoying.

So I keep the DVD as a reminder of things that I don't understand... like a few terrible albums of music I own -- I'm bewildered that anyone would spend time, effort or money creating these things. Totally outside my taste. And yet, if you scan my collection, I own (and watch and enjoy) some really bad movies -- Santo flicks, Manos, various bad Santa movies, Robot Monster, etc.
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As mentioned above I would not toss any DVD away because you can always trade them for something, more than likely for something just as bad.

With a collection as large as mine there are a number of DVDs I would not miss if they were to get lost. Maybe a hundred or so.

Some are part of of box sets like Superman IV: The Quest for Peace (1987) and Batman and Robin (1997). It seem like series run out steam awhile.

Some are just a disappointment considering the stars involved, like Sphere.

Just some of the other losers I've managed to aquire I would lose any sleep over if they turned up missing. But I don't think any collection is adequate without a few losers:

The Crow: City of Angels (1996);
Showgirls (1995));
Species II (1996);
Ultraviolet (2006);

these are from box sets:
The Black Hole (2006);
Caroline and the Rebels (1955);
Stephen King's Graveyard Shift (1990);
Liberation (2004);
Man in the Vault (1956);
Myra Breckinridge (1970);
Nature Unleashed: Earthquake (2004);
Queen of Outer Space (1958);
Supernova (2004);

The following were bought on one of DeepDiscount sales just out of curiosity.
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Midnight Blue Collection 1 thru 5
from the the overview:
From 1975 to 2002 MIDNIGHT BLUE was late-night cable's most depraved cavalcade of politics, pornography and perversion hosted by controversial Screw Magazine publisher Al Goldstein.

Sexploitation films w/imdb ratings. But they do have their funny moments -
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See the fine figures of history and lusty ladies of literature like never before with this scandalous set of seven ribald romps, courtesy of legendary exploitation cinema king David F Friedman.

The Sexy Storybook Collection:
- The Adult Version of Jekyll and Hide
- The Erotic Adventures of Zorro 4.7
- The Notorious Daughter of Fanny Hill 3.3
- The Head Mistress 4.0
- Sinderella and the Golden Bra 3.9
- Goldilocks Three Bares 1.7
- Trader Hornee 4.0

The Sexy Storybook Collection 2:
- Dracula the Dirty Old Man 4.7
- Guess What Happened to Count Dracula 3.0
- The Secret Sex Lives of Romeo and Juliet 4.6
- The Notorious Cleopatra 4.9
- Tarz & Jane, Cheeta & Boy
- Tarzun and the Valley of Lust 3.4

Elvira's Movie Macabre Collections will not win any prizes but her periodic comments are funny and she does have have her assets.
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Here is a really bad one ..

The Anna Nicole Show: The First Season: Uncensored


Region 1

Released: 04.11.2003

Full Frame 1.33:1





At least I think so, I bought this about 3 years ago and could never bring myself to open it let alone watch a single episode
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Novocaine. It's one of those thrillers where the reason no one can solve their problems is they're all idiots. I got this in a two-pack with the very funny L.A. Story and it only costed about $2 more than that movie alone, but I still feel ripped off.
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Off the top of my head it would be The Happening, but I'd have to burn it because if I threw it away I might find it again!


I considered that a "five star" movie, really good. Plus Zooey Deschanel is on it.
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